Nothing ranks higher on the haha cute meter than noms, specifically kitty nom-nom-nom noms. Seriously, it certified and legit according to something somewhere by someone. But of course you require proof:
New news reports from somewhere claim that nom nom videos of kitties eating are actually caloric-free and the laughs they induce do in fact mostly likely burn calories! I'm pretty sure about those imaginary facts are true and will be the key to reaching my ideal weight. Yay!
And to be perfectly honestly, the cats aren't alone. I also nom nom nom, but on Nutella. Let's just say I can't be near an open jar of Nutella with a spoon. (I suppose I'll hit rock bottom when I don't care whether I have a spoon or not.) Anyway...it''s a fact that hazelnut spread is a delightful treasure to savor by the scoopful, but it's still sad and sordid to actually indulge in emptying a jar by oneself. I certainly always regret it. But let it be known, here and everywhere, that first step to recovery is admitting one has a problem. So without further ado or adon't, here I am at my lowest. Hopefully this will learn me to find healthier habits. ; D